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[2026-03-04 16:19:04.674091] 8.42: [ADDED SOURCE REGISTRY LIST VIEW]

[2026-03-04 16:11:52.528017] 8.41: [LOCALIZED INDEX.PHP MENU AND MODALS TO US ENGLISH]

[2026-03-04 16:10:06.010533] 8.40: [TRANSLATED FRONTEND TO US ENGLISH]

[2026-03-04 15:50:30.088733] 8.41: [RESTORED DETAILED SOURCES VIEW (ARTICLES + EVENTS) IN US ENGLISH]

[2026-03-04 15:46:35.126069] 8.41: [RESTORED DETAILED SOURCES VIEW (ARTICLES + EVENTS) IN US ENGLISH]

[2026-03-04 15:40:55.577541] 8.40: [REVERTED TO STANDARD TABLE LAYOUT (US ENGLISH)]

[2026-03-04 15:38:18.240989] 8.39: [FIXED DB CONNECTION SCOPE IN SOURCES LOGIC]

[2026-03-04 15:01:30.254545] 8.38: [TRANSLATED SOURCES VIEW TO US ENGLISH]

[2026-03-04 14:58:53.509317] 8.37: [FULL FRONTEND TRANSLATION (MENU, FEED, COMMENTS, TTS) TO US ENGLISH.]

[2026-03-04 13:36:21.034667] 8.67: [MANUAL OVERRIDE OF GREEK MENU ITEMS]

[2026-03-04 13:33:37.571404] 8.66: [NGINX OPTIMIZED MENU FIX]

[2026-03-04 13:32:08.505809] 8.65: [FIXED GREEK MENU ITEMS]

[2026-03-04 13:30:47.610192] 8.60: [MENU & UI LOCALIZATION TO US ENGLISH]

[2026-03-04 13:27:21.378792] 8.50: [FULL TRANSLATION TO US ENGLISH]

[2026-02-26 14:44:13.297308] 9.75: [INJECTED EVENT FUSION_SUMMARY INTO FEED LOOPS TO DISPLAY AI TAGS CORRECTLY]

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